Friday, September 30, 2005

Things I learnt from Unigames (Mingsia)

I learnt more from Mingsia then I did on my own. Funny eh? From her I learnt: how to get interviews And: Panicking is good for the soul And: Aloysius is a clever stupid idiot for saying all these things. Hah From her I also learnt: How to panic and make a person who's going home come all the way down to the tennis court. From her I finally learnt that: Asking for help makes the helper learn also! So...in case you read this wrongly, I still <3 you. Lol. And to anyone wondering, just a friend that you grow comfortable with. Hor Mingsia? haha. On a happy note, I'll be watching Serenity tomorrow. Looks like a good show and I have to thank Jolene for recommending it. The fact that I'll be watching it with ya is a bonus :D (A good big bonus) p.s. WHERE IS MY BLEACH. LUNAR IS GETTING SLOPPY. I'm so tempted to switch to dattebayo but... I like Lunar. Sigh. Cheers~

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

You learn something new every day...

Today I learnt not to follow Maps that are made for cars. Repeat after me, do not follow maps made for cars. Or you end up walking on a road, with no path, cars zooming fast around curves, risking your life, walking one bloody big round, and taking 10x the time and energy. The second thing I learnt today, which Mingsia is very keen to insist I remember is...although I love walking very much, when someone offers me a lift, do NOT say, "Naw I'll be fine, but no thanks" and instead STFU and look at Mingsia so she can say yes, and save her tired aching feet from any more agony. P.s. being the energy sucker that she is, I should follow her advice or she'll employ her dark arts and leave me a dry husk. Cheers~

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Bah!

Actually, I dunno what to blog about, but I feel like typing something... Boh liao hor? Anyway, I finished all 26 episodes of School Rumble, but....the story hasn't ended. Ah well. I'll burn the series when Wannabefansubs decide to finish subbing it. 24 to 26 subbing wasn't that good. Some mistakes in it and also lacks the notes that Wannabe has. It was an agonising 1 day wait just to download 24 to 26 though. Stupid tracker always down one. Boxtorrents should have a full listing of School Rumble if anyone reading is interested in downloading. It's as good as Love Hina, but wayyyyyyyyyyyy funnier. Cheers~

Friday, September 23, 2005

The Return of the Sit...errr Chikopeh

Recently overheard at a Lan(jiao) shop... "Ah Gong! you know how to use le right?" "Dunno lah. Ah Di, just show me how to show all the neh neh" "Gasp!" "Excuse me Sir, but we cannot allow you to visit those websites at our Lan shop..." "Why cannot. Neh neh leh. Don't tell me you don't wanna see.." "Err.... No really no..." "Sure or not dun bruff. Young man like you, always like to see big neh neh right?" *silence...* "Aiyah I go Yangtze see loh." Cheers~

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Back soon..

Bandwith cap at the moment. TMD. I hate aussie net plans. so...limited one. Ah well. Cheers~

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Nabeh Nose Bleed.....

Suddenly my nose bleed like mad. Dunno why. I thought got mucus. Then I wipe...and then...I smelt blood. Bloody hell. I think it's because I keep staring at her picture. She looks so damn hot in her bikini. Must be I stare too much. Bah. Watashiwa suki Eri desu! (At least I think I got it right...) Cheers :D

Sunday, September 11, 2005

The day the world stood still...

It's September 11. The day the twin towers crashed 4 years ago. The day America took up arms against the terrorists. The day George Bush got the crisis he needed to save his plummeting ratings and allowed him a second term. I look back upon this day with sadness and shock. I still remember what I was doing that day. I was happily playing Heroes of the Lance III, a Multi-User-Dungeon(Mud) RPG based on the dragonlance world. It was 3am. I was pretty tired and sleepy. Suddenly, the only american playing on our local SG mud messaged everyone in the channel. That the twin towers had been bombed. I remember being confused. What twin towers? I opened IE, and googled twin towers. As I slowly clicked on the links, a dawning horror came over me. The images and the stories of the towers burning, the plane as it hit the towers, the lone american flag flapping in the breeze, woke me up from my daze. I told my friend that my heart was with him and his country. I went to bed with a heavy heart. The next day brought a huge amount of coverage from every press. It was a big event. But let's not forget that in the end, it boiled down to human courage. I'm not defending the terrorists; I condemn the bastards who did this, but it takes alot of courage to do something like this and take the lives of so many innocents to make a point. Then again it's easy to die beacuse you planned it; so maybe those bastards aren't that brave after all. I admire the firefighters, the probationary firefighters who went in risking their lifes, whose radio failed to work due to incompetence of the adminstration. I salute you brave sirs, who went into a burning ruin knowing that each second could be your last; but not knowing whether it will come, yet doing your duty to rescue those you can. Yet one wonders, in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, the USA has again showed it's ineffiency to provide support to disasters. Haven't the adminstration learnt anything since Sept 11? George Bush is now doing damage control, but he really doesn't need to. He can't get elected for a third term anyway. He's probably doing it to avoid being known badly after his service. The problem lies that unless you are constantly facing disasters, the "edge" the ability to keep a constant watchfulness for disaster and act to prevent it will fade. Imagine if you will, how simple it would have been for Al'Qeda to take advantage of Katrina to actually perform another terrorist attack while the USA focuses on disaster relief. That in itself, is the scary thing my twenty-odd blog readers. Unless there is a common enemy, humankind as a race will never unite and prey among ourselves. The moon could have been ours by now if we had not been distracted after the first landing. Yet I hope that in reading this, you'll leave me comments about your thoughts about Sept 11. I know some points in this you will think I'm crazy, especially the moon issue. :p But hey...you never know do you? Cheers~

Friday, September 09, 2005

The Seven Thingy...

Ok ok, I'm a sport. Happy? *#$%#$%$* Grumpy. Been busy last few days, so apologies for the delay in doing this and the lack of any semblence of updates. I've had alot of thoughts on ideas and stuff. Argh. Se7en things that (will) scare me 1. Cockroaches 2. Ants 3. Bees (See a trend yet?) 4. Spiders that are big and hairy. 5. Losing my friends. 6. Losing my sense of hearing. (no more music!) 7. Losing my sense of sight. (no more books!) Se7en things i like the most 1. Books. 2. Computer games. 3. Playing the piano. 4. Musicals. 5. Bowling. 6. Lame jokes. (telling them too!) 7. Food. (Especially noodles) Se7en most important things in my room 1. Bookshelf stuffed with books. 2. My PC. 3. Bed. 4. DVD collection. 5. Stuffed Toys. 6. Handphone. 7. Game Collection. Se7en random facts about me 1. Unlike Jenn, I Think I can sing and dance pretty well, but you have to be deaf and blind. 2. I love doing stupid things to people to watch their reactions. 3. I hate beer, but I don't mind some mild liquours. 4. I tell everyone I'm fat. 5. I love writing fictional stories, and am wondering about why I am writing about real stuff (Journalism). 6. I am a closet psycho, cos I talk to myself half the time. 7. I don't really dream much (or I can't really remember them anyway...) Se7en things I plan to do before I die 1. Something really dangerous that leads to my death? 2. Learn sign language. 3. Learn how to knit. 4. Direct a play/musical that I wrote at the Esplanade before I die. 5. Own a cafe bookshop. 6. Tell someone that I love, that I love. 7. Read all the books I want to read. Se7en things I can do 1. Tell really really really stupid jokes no one laughs at. 2. A really stupid Indian accent. 3. Crack alot of bones in my body. *Crack Crack* 4. Make fart noises using my palms only. 5. Keep a wish in my heart for a person. 6. Very good at telling half truths. (not lying, but not entirely the truth either!) 7. Play PC games well. Se7en things I can't do 1. Tolerate people who refuse to move to the back of the bus. 2. and also leaning on the poles in mrt, and not giving up seats. 3. Tolerate backstabbers. 4. Lie purposely. (I just can't. I've tried. Nabeh!) 5. Tell someone what I really feel. 6. Run really long distances fast. 7. Plan ahead. Se7en things I say the most 1. Kanasai. 2. Nabeh. 3. Fuck. 4. Kokster. 5. Oh crap. 6. Bugger. 7. Can you bloody read first before asking me? (I dunno why but this always happens. Nabeh!) Se7en celeb crushes 1. Britney Spears (used to.) 2. Spice Girls (god i was young) 3. Steph Song (i just think she's pretty) 4. Zhang Zi Yi (hot hot hot!) 5. This Hong Kong Actress Whom I dunno the name. (and still been trying to find out) 6. (I'm kinda running out of names.) Gwyneth Paltrow 7. Denise Richards (married to a drunk. geez, but still hot) Se7en people I'll love to see doing this 1. Jenn (but she did it already) 2. Mingsia (she doesn't blog anyway) 3. Nadia 4. Selena 5. Elisa 6. Philip. (have to throw in a guy name somewhere. hahaha) 7. Somanydyanmos (Aka Song Yuehong) (cos i know u'll put stupid funny answers) Ok I hate doing this kind of posts. And unless someone wants me to be a sport I'll not do this again. Chikopeh Chronicles part 2 soon. hopefully not too busy. Argh. Cheers.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Memoirs of a Chikopeh

As promised, the Chikopeh Chronicles will be out. It's just a small part and you are recommended to read the * at the bottom hor. Day 1 - Today hor, sibeh jialat. I tell you hor, my kopitiam no more young nubile things meimei to watch le. I sit there, trying to chuk chuk but no one hiew me. Nabeh. Can't wait till Wednesday. I'm meeting Ah Hock at Yangtze for our monthly regular. I told that bastard kanina to bring a plastic bag le. That bastard kanina never bring last time, and sat on top of me. Lucky I smart, I brought umbrella. Dunno why that stupid boy at the ticket counter stare at me like dat. Nabeh! Never see people bring umbrella to cinema before isit? Aiyah, damn sian. Wednesday I must make sure I sit on top of that fucker lanjiao. It's my turn anyway. Today nothing to do. Maybe I bring chair and sit at window and bring my binoculars see far far. Maybe can get lucky. Last time I thought I very heng, saw someone changing, but I dun have my binoculars see far far, then can only see abit abit nia. I check my rolex le. Should be same time as last time got changing. Hope is a young nubile things meimei then shiok. KANASAI! Wah laoz. How come is a very young nubile things boiboi. Nabeh. Look like ger somemore. Like dat Thai boxer. Pooi. Kanna cheated. Sian. I think I go sleep. Old le. Always want to koonz. Tomolo must ask grandson teach me how to surf net. Ah Woon say he dun wan go with us to Yangtze cos he dun need to pay anymore money once he got internet. Somemore he say, he can see everyday. Like dat I also want leh. Ah Boy say he will teach me at the Lanjiao shop. Internet really so power, even the shop can also call lanjiao. Cos it makes mine shiok ah. Stupid Ah Woon, don't wanna teach me how to use internet. Sianz ah. I go koonz. -End of Day 1- *Everything is bloody made up. I'm not a bloody Chikopeh in disguise. And hopefully this isn't my future. Ah well. Day 2 will be up in a 2 days or so. Will be Chikopeh's Lan(jiao) Shop trip! Cheers~

Chikopeh Chronicles

I'll be doing a Chikopeh Chronicle thingy in like tomorrow. If you haven't realised it yet, Jenn has updated A Mosaic Story, and I will be posting a continuation soon. Was to have posted today but erm stuff came up. Cheers~

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Birthday Ger! + RA (R21) Movies

Finally that stupid ethics essay is done. I think it's crap work but you'll understand what I write. Selena's birthday is coming up. Pity I can't be there. Happy birthday Sel! now can watch RA movies le! NOT SAFE FOR BELOW 21(18,16, immature kids) Though technically, ever since I'm 21, I still haben watch a RA movie. (Halfway while writing this, I realised that RA is now R21. I feel like a mountain turtle. Nabeh.) I would have watched Sin City if it was RA or R21in Singapore though. Nabeh. There's always something wierd about RAR21 movies. Some movies are obviously R21 cos of violence, and some for sexual content, and some for nudity. Then I remember that in my army days, I always read Today, cos it's free and I took the MRT to camp everyday. They always had a movie advertisements and then one day as I was looking for movies, I realised that Yangtze Cinema and the other one only showed R21 movies. (Boy, I'm fucking slow to get to the point, both in the cinema adverts and the blog post eh?) Then it hit me after awhile that those cinema R21 movies had all wierd funny names and where supposed to be foreign art films. Ok not bad, I thought. Then it fucking hit me that those places are where all those CHIKO-PEH go to PCC. Nabeh. I wonder how disgusting the seats will be there. Anyway, the point is, what's the bloody big deal in watching R21 movies? Violence is like so erm...bloody, and sexual content you can get from PornInternet, and nudity also. Then I realise that those bloody CHIKO-PEH go there to watch cos: 1. They dun have PornInternet 2. Big Screen = Details = Big Tits + Nipples (Like you can see the fine hairs man) 3. It's verified CHIKO-PEH land. (Like you go there and there you meet your regular PCC CHIKO-PEH buddy and you all arrange so you all sit different rows and you try to sit higher then him in case something GOES WRONG. (He also tries not to sit directly below you if he can help it.) Ok. That's about it. For those non native Singaporeans/Malaysians/Caucasians who understand Singlish, CHIKO-PEH means dirty old man and PCC means a handjob. And Sel, I'm sorry for posting something like this and wishing you Happy Birthday in the same post. Dun kill me please. :D Cheers~