The Return of the Sit...errr Chikopeh

Recently overheard at a Lan(jiao) shop... "Ah Gong! you know how to use le right?" "Dunno lah. Ah Di, just show me how to show all the neh neh" "Gasp!" "Excuse me Sir, but we cannot allow you to visit those websites at our Lan shop..." "Why cannot. Neh neh leh. Don't tell me you don't wanna see.." "Err.... No really no..." "Sure or not dun bruff. Young man like you, always like to see big neh neh right?" *silence...* "Aiyah I go Yangtze see loh." Cheers~