Ze Kaopeh about the telling of marks

Singaporeans are fuck typically retarded when it comes to telling others what they scored. I mean, how stupid can you get? Tell me will die isit... X: So what did you get for your xxxx test? Me: Oh soso lah, 23/30 nia. You leh? X: Oh allright loh. Me: How much lah? X: Not very good lah. Me: How much is not very good? X: Like dat loh. At this point, I give up. No point asking. Like trying to find the Lost City of El Dorado, or the Sunken Treasure of Spanish Dubloons! I mean, wtf man. You ask me how much I get, then you don't tell me how much you get. What do you want? Know my marks so you can gloat isit? Tell me will die isit? Why can't you tell me what you get, so that I can: 1. Know how well/bad you did, and if such:

• a. Well = Ask you for tips how come you did so well

• b. Bad = Share with you what I did right and find out what you did wrong so I don't make a mistake

2. Find out roughly how I am doing among my cohorts so that I know whether I'm on the right track. 3. GloatSympathise. (I really am kidding lah. I don't really think there's a fucking need to gloat) I mean seriously, what's the fucking problems with telling your marks? (And Aussies just tell me straight out what their marks are.) Singaporeans and with one other non-singaporean that I asked, just totally beat around the fucking mulberry bush. Me: Eh X, how did you do for that last project ah? X: Ok lah, not bad. Me: How much is not bad, (Inject fake laughter) tell me leh? X: Ok lah, didn't fail. Me: Oh isit? (Strong voice) I got 17/30 leh, quite bad. X: At least you pass. Me: (Fucking idiot never take the hint to tell me the marks since I made the first move) Yah, so you pass also right? X: Yah lah I also pass. (Looks around aimlessly) Me: (Giving up, and given up on dropping even more blatant hints) So if you happen to read this, and you know me. The next time I ask you for your marks, please tell me. And if you are doing better then me, let me see your work so I can know what I need to change. Stop giving me a stupid retarded beating around the fucking mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush. Here we go around the mulberry bush... Stop being a pussy and tell me your god damn marks. At least, I know I have one supporter who will tell me her marks when I ask (although it's not enough cos I don't get a representational results that I can evaluate myself.) Oh and to repeat myself again, if you have no fucking intentions of telling me your marks, don't fucking ask me my marks. The next time any fuckwit asks me how much I got, I'm gonna ask straight out if that person is gonna tell me what he/she/it scored first. And if you take offence at this post, good for you. Cheers~ p.s. I decided to do a kaopeh theme. I kinda like other blogs that go: the one about the... the crap of the.. (those really cliche titles. and since I have horrible title creative facility.... also it took me awhile (15mins) to think of a different one so I don't directly copy them... haha)