Aloy's Weekly Lame Lists!

This week's top 10 list: 10 Signs you know you're in Australia and not in Singapore anymore... 10. G'day mate 9. Every one asks how are you mate 8. Everything is fucking expensive, esp the food... 7. Speaking of which, you can't find decent chicken rice for 2 bucks. 6. You thank the bus driver, and he doesn't kaopeh at you. 5. Everything closes by 6pm latest. 4. Porn p0rn pr0n! 3. You can see people in the streets with signs and not getting arrested by x4 times the riot police... 2. You have craving for Singapore food, but the "Singapore" food here sucks. 1. You can't find cheap pirated Games at every 500m. Cheers~